welcum

lame is my middle name

onlylolgifs:

When nobody knows who really farted in class

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(via broner-strider)

bilbae:

The end credits song in the Hobbit is just gonna be an acoustic cover of me crying

(via spoopydong)

  • me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:



"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:

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"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

(Source: tami-taylors-hair-is-spoopy, via spoopydong)